Pet Readings - CALL ONLY
Discover the thoughts, desires, and feelings of your beloved pet through a unique tarot reading. Gain insight into their needs, emotions, and the bond you share to better understand and care for them! Scheduled 1-2 weeks from purchase.
Absolutely no returns, refunds, or exchanges.
Legal disclaimer: CHTHONIA and associates deal in religious and spiritual services; as such, CHTHONIA are not legally responsible or financially for the effects, side effects, effectiveness of said services.
Items and services typically take 4-6 weeks excluding holidays and weekends to finish before shipping and ship from the Netherlands - but please allow up to 12 weeks. Rituals are spiritually exhausting, I am still working on my work flow and do most of this on my own and though I'm not new to selling I am new to running a proper business; everything is made to order, there is a queue, certain rituals require a lot more time than others or specific time of the day/astrologically, and I have other day-to-day responsibilities and am not on call 24-7 (think of my streams as my 9-5; me being on social mdia does not mean I should instead be working on your ritual, as it is my day-to-day job - and having a day to day job means I need breaks. I also have other projects like the YouTube and writing 4 articles a month for the Patreon! Please keep this in mind and be respectful; I am a busy person even if it doesn't feel that way to someone with a "normal" job, and I work almost 20 hours a day. Cain's run a few and is going to help me come up with a system that works for me).
If you did not receive your PHYSICAL product or add-on, email thornblackbird@gmail.com with your info.
Due to the nature of the work and the demand for the practitioner, there is going to be a delay.
CHTHONIA is a sole proprietorship; aside from the art occasional accompaniment and aid from associate daemoniac and spreadsheet fan Cain (including all this nice back end shit), Thorn does the bulk of this ALONE and there is ritual is hard work, especially setup; by purchasing, you agree to respect the practitioner's time, and you understand that there is a wait time of anywhere between two weeks and two months unless otherwise indicated by your purchasing of a Rush Order.
For 2-3 day service on intangibles like spells/rituals: double the price.
Add on a video recording of any intangible product/service for EUR 50.
there often isn't a tangible product; most of these products are actually services, but there is not an appointment time. For an added fee of 50 EUR, Thorn or Cain can film the spell or creation of the item.
For live readings, consultation etc, please book via the SERVICES area instead; we are also considering allowing LIVE ritual appointments - keep your eyes peeled.
Credit:
Thorn Blackbird is CHTHONIA: Ritual arrangement, filmography, research, academic writing, staging, content creation.
Cain Rut-Arsu: branding, back end, policy, strategy, merchandise, logos, design, web design (i know its shite im getting there......). Cain Rut Arsu is an serious little business boygirl.. independent contractor, not an employee; 50 per cent of the print-on-demand merch sales featuring her work and occasionally case-by-case contracted projects (ie "edit this youtube video") and tips are how Cain gets paid (I am DEMONitized as far as any til those logos are done, provided you're buying, lol)
Tips for Thorn or Cain are welcome;
For Thorn, use the integrated site features or PayPal;
For Cain, please see Cain's payment methods. To tip Cain in EUR: revolut @handler; paypal.me/harmseduction
For both, split and tip separately - it's easy to lose track of payments.
TERMS OF SERVICE
By purchasing you agree to ALL TOS listed here and under the services/items themselves. We are not responsible if you do not thouroghly review the TOS.
INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING FROM THE EU (Netherlands) for physical items only. Buyer pays shipping,
ABSOLUTELY NO SHIPPING TO USA; we ask that Americans refrain from purchasing listings involving a physical, mailed item.
ALL ITEMS MADE TO ORDER; Each order takes about 4-6 weeks to create BEFORE shipping, and some spells need to be performed at specific times astrologically or certain times of day;
Please refrain from rushing the practitioner, and please no messaging about your order on social media at all; a remninder on stream here and there is fine, but DMs are FULL and I don't check them often - use business email. Me being on social media does NOT mean I am not busy and am not preparing your ritual - in fact, it's usually the opposite, and I need to order supplies before any working starts. Please use business email for business and don't ask for constant updates on your spell; I'm thinking of making a queue you can look at online or something of that nature. I am a busy person, I am working almost 24/7, and this adds unnecessary stress and confusion.
For intangible items like spells and rituals, understand the processing time varies (see Return Policy) and that no physical item will be shipped and no digital download will be available; for an added fee of 50EUR, the service will be recorded and sent to you in video format via email or Discord; please select this option or tip.
For print-on-demand merchandise designed by Cain: these are shipped internationally by several third party services, and we do not usually order samples first; for questions of quality control or print formatting. Cain makes 50% of total profit from merchandise sales. We are not responsible for print quality inconsistencies or any shipping constraints, cancellations, or delays .
Pharmakeia: See pharmakeia dislcaimer on eligible items. Understand that these are historical items and not fit for consumption, and we do not claim any medicinal or recreational benefit.n We are not liable for misuse. WE DO NOT SHIP TO THE US,
